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The Queue Overtaker

Dear Counter, I joined the shorter queue and it immediately became the longer queue. Is this my fault?

Dear Queue,

No. The queue was waiting for someone to believe in it.

Stay where you are. Leaving now would only create a third queue, and you do not have the paperwork. Remember that everyone is simply trying to get lunch in a reasonable timeframe, including the person who is currently checking the menu with the concentration of a courtroom sketch artist.

Warmly, The Counter

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