Fictional
The Reservation Under the Name 'Table'
A booking arrives with one small complication: it is for the furniture.
The unofficial waiting room
A little table gossip.
Stories from the restaurant queue, where everyone is hungry and nobody knows whose turn it is.
Read the stories Mostly fictional
Somewhere, someone is asking if this is the queue.Fresh from the pass
Recent stories
Sent in by a reader
The Side of Sauce
A customer orders sauce on the side and is very specific about which side.
Fictional
The Quiet Table
A table requests somewhere quiet, then discovers the quietest place is beside the kitchen.
Fictional
The Extra Chair
A customer takes an extra chair, and the chair has a surprisingly full evening.
The advice counter
Questions nobody asked quietly
One serious thing
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