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The advice counter

You asked. We had a think.

Small dilemmas from the floor, the pass and the table by the window.

Fictional

The Very Enthusiastic Regular

A regular has begun greeting the staff before they arrive.

Sent in by a reader

The Table Plan

A table keeps rearranging itself, despite nobody moving it.

Fictional

The Menu Question

A customer wants to ask what is good without making the question too large.

Sent in by a reader

The Queue Overtaker

A customer has found a faster queue and is now carrying a moral question.

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