Fictional

The Reservation Under the Name 'Table'

The host called, “Table for four?”

The person at the door said, “No, I’m Table. The reservation is under my name.”

This was technically true. The booking system had asked for a name, the customer had typed “table,” and nobody had asked a follow-up question because the queue was moving beautifully.

They were seated at Table 6. The table seemed pleased to be reunited with its party.

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