Fictional

The Quiet Table

“Could we have somewhere quiet?” asked the couple.

The quietest table was beside the kitchen door. It was quiet in the way a railway platform is quiet between trains.

They sat down. The kitchen door opened. Someone shouted “BEHIND.”

“This is perfect,” said one of them. “We can hear the food coming.”

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