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The Very Specific Allergy

“Is there any celery in this?” asked the customer.

The server checked. The chef checked. The label was checked. There was no celery.

“Excellent,” said the customer. “I only ask because I once had a bad experience with a celery stick.”

Nobody asked what the stick had done. The service continued with appropriate seriousness.

we.re.chocke.rs is a joke site from CHOCKERS.